CarbonStated

Over the years I've come to form a love/hate relationship with that all-powerful, all-knowing "social networking" web-demon that is the Facebook. I love to hate it. What's not to hate? 98% of the people I'm linked to aren't even my friends. Yet whenever I log on I find myself strangely engrossed in their lives, clicking around like a blood-starved zombie for hours on end. Of course, this is news to no one. And, as with all things in life, there comes a point when it's time to trim the fat (I’m not talking about that New Year’s resolution you’ve already given up). No, this is much more effective. Much more entertaining. Much more… necessary. Meat Whopper Sacrifice (pun intended).

Whopper Sacrifice is an application that allows you to effectively extinguish those people you’re connected to on Facebook that you no longer find friend-worthy. As an added bonus, Burger King will pay you to sacrifice said “friends” with a free Whopper. All it takes is an online connection, ten expendable friends, and balls of steel. Because when you’re staring at the profile pic of the guy-you-met-at-your-roommate’s-cousin’s-girlfriend’s-labpartner’s-house-party-two-years-ago-and-haven’t-spoken-to-since and it’s about to go up in flames, you’d better be ready.