Gentleman, there are just a few vital rules we all must follow.
1. Do not wear white socks with black pants . . . ever!
2. Be sophisticated; do not end your sentences with a preposition.
3. Sweat pants worn outside the home are the equivalent of a white flag; they are a walking advertisement that you have ceased to give a shit.
4. Nowadays, the outmoded notions of chivalry are just tacky; be a man but be a bit of a feminist too.
5. Most importantly and in slight violation of #4, bros before hos.
If you need a remedial education in bros before hos (BBH), see the following musical presentation. You'll laugh and learn something too.
-Your Local Internet Whore
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