"Excuse me gentlemen but what is all the hub-bub about?"
"HOWARD SHULTZ!!"
"I see you bitches is drinking my new instant coffee. Be careful because it tastes like shit!"
Starbucks just introduced Via, their new instant coffee...get the free sample so you won't have to spend any money to dampen your curiosity. I'm sure one cup is all you'll need. What happened to fresh beans saving the business? Pike Place anyone?
*UPDATED - just checked the site...no more free samples. sorry.
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